Friday, May 11, 2007

Is anyone there?

So I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm writing to myself. Which, mind you, is perfectly fine with me. Don't underestimate my ability and willingness to talk to myself for pages and pages.

I graduate tonight. At rehersal yesterday I wanted to put an end to the woman I was forced to sit next to. Crappy luck of the draw, or crappy alphabet, whichever. She made it out of there alive, but I make no promises about tonight. Anyone attending might get a little more of a show than they bargained for when I use her tassle to strangle her. If I can't get her tassle off her hat, I'll use my own. I can't wait to see how they butcher my name. Fun times. Hope my dizzyness doesn't kick in as I'm trying to walk across the stage. That would be embarrassing, but typical. Memorable really.

My mom finally tested my sugar levels last night to see if it might have had anything to do with why I've been so dizzy. I had to get stuck with that stupid needle four times because none of my fingers would bleed. It probably would have been less painful to get a kitchen knife and just jab it into one of my fingers just one time. Anyway, she finally squeezed enough blood out to test and my sugar levels were really high. This morning they were fine though. I guess that just proves there is entirely too much sugar in the sweet tea at Fujis.

If given the chance, I could be asleep in less than thirty seconds right now. Hopefully I won't call someone and fall asleep in the middle of the survey. I need a caffeine IV drip right now. I asked Ron (our snack supplier) but he doesn't carry those. He does however carry plenty of caffeinated sodas...so stupid me buys a coke zero. It has caffeine...as its last ingredient. At least I didn't go up there and get a Sprite.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Hey baby girl,
Now, now.... do not be adding murderer by tassle to you long list of accomplishments! Dad and I are proud to be the parents of such a well rounded, bright, loving young lady.... let's not make us prison parents that have don the fake moustache and dark glasses to go out to Ingles for a gallon of milk because the headlines of the local paper would read " Local parents of well rounded, bright, loving young lady screwed up and forgot to tell her that murder was a sin"...we are, remember, in the bible belt!!!! Alas, if she is a jerk I'll meet her by the phone booth and whack her with the phone (if there is such a thing on this planet anymore...), then I can make my own movie "Serial Mom II" and make us lots of $$$$.
Seriously, we are so very , very proud of you. You have no idea!!! Or do you? ha ha
I'm with you on the caffeine. I need it too. Not working all day really can take it out of a person... tee hee
Gotta run. Have a great rest of the day peanut! Muah